[applies entire tube of chap stick onto chapped lips] much better
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
"i’ll see you at midnight"
NO YOU WON’T KATNISS
YOU’LL SEE HIM IN THE NEXT BOOK
AND HE’LL TRY TO KILL YOU
*jumps through window*
*throws self off of cliff*
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???